Regulus Black
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Post by Regulus Black on Oct 4, 2007 14:26:36 GMT -5
Self-explanatory, I think.
Write him a snarky letter, steal a fragment of his soul, and have the gall to die in a lake of inferi before he can figure out you did it.
Talk loudly about how dignified Dumbledore's beard makes him look, and how snake eyes are extremely unattractive.
When in a Death Eater meeting, shoot cheering charms at his back whenever he's not looking. Try not to giggle behind your mask.
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Adriana Bell-Black
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Post by Adriana Bell-Black on Oct 4, 2007 17:27:31 GMT -5
When ever he announces a new plot to kill harry in front of the Death Eaters, Say its like taking candy from a baby although some find it more difficult than others, and stare pointedly at him.
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Alyssa Weller
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Post by Alyssa Weller on Oct 4, 2007 20:31:15 GMT -5
Once he tells everyone his plans, say that it's so cliched and that he needs better ideas because even Filch is more creative than him.
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Adriana Bell-Black
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Post by Adriana Bell-Black on Oct 4, 2007 22:20:31 GMT -5
Constantly rub his head with a dirty rag, say you are polishing his head to unfog the future
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Post by jonringo on Oct 6, 2007 2:22:13 GMT -5
Ask him where his nose went, he looks really funny without one.
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Adriana Bell-Black
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Post by Adriana Bell-Black on Oct 6, 2007 18:50:35 GMT -5
Give him gold stickers for good behavior. And every time he plot to kill Harry remind him its not nice.
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Regulus Black
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Post by Regulus Black on Oct 7, 2007 12:33:33 GMT -5
Slap his wrist whenever he uses the word "mudblood"
When he asks for your wand, laugh and gently break it to him that you don't swing that way.
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sprout
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Post by sprout on Nov 30, 2008 17:39:46 GMT -5
Become the head of the Death Eaters' Yearbook Comitee and put Voldemort down as "Most Likely To Fail To Kill Harry Potter Even Though He Makes New Plots Daily" and then get everybody to sign his yearbook with sympathetic notes. In your own note write, "I know that you like him, but killing him is not the way to tell him." As a bonus misspell his name as Moldywart.
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Sirius Black
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Post by Sirius Black on Jan 7, 2010 5:23:14 GMT -5
Become a shrink... buy a black messy wig... green contact lenses... and a lightning shaped scar... invite him to a 'free' session... get him to put the items on... tell him that dressing up as his mortal enemy is good for his personal develpoment and that if he and Harry understood each other better things might have been different... Sing... We did it we bashed them, wee Potter's the one!
And Voldy's gone mouldy, so now lets have fun!
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